1: they are crotchety.
2: they are all convinced they have Celiac's disease. (hello. Just because you have indegestion does not mean you have a wheat allergy. Yes, wheat allergies are all the rage, but it's probably the FRIED SHIT you eat.)
3: They are picky picky picky. ("Could I get the dressing on the side? Oh, and the tomatoes, oh. and the onions. Better yet, can you just put everything into separate containers?)
4: They smell like an entire bottle of perfume/cologne.
5: They are rude. ("Um, miss, I said I wanted it 2/3 full. NOT 5/6 full.") <<>
I do however love their scarves, lipstick, and posture.
Oh, and I love my grandma. And she's well over 60.
2 comments:
Man I cannot wait to be a bitchy old lady and yell at people who drive too fast. There are a lot of old woman that live in my building, and every time I get in the elevator with one, they always insist on telling where they have been or where they're going. All old people tend to do that... its a rather strange habit...
where are you!!! miss your posts!
Post a Comment